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So I decided to try these Aviator glasses to see if they would help with my fear of flying. Well the day I got them I eagerly opened the box, pulled them out and slapped them on my pudgy face. Well they looked fantastic, but I didn’t immediately feel any different. I hopped in my 1985 Yugo, and took a spin. I didn’t have any clear destination in mind when I started driving, but soon found myself near the airport. I parked my Yugo, got out and approached the chain link fence, peering through at the miraculous flying contraptions beyond. I couldn’t stand just looking any more - I ran to my sporty Yugo, got my trusty bolt-cutters out of the hatchback, and quickly cut a hole in the fence. Without even giving a thought as to what I was doing, I was running across the tarmac and found myself next to an Apache attack helicopter. With a giggle, I ripped open the door and hopped into the flying machine. I didn’t have any idea what I was doing, but somehow I started the machine right up and started to take off - It’s as if the mystical Aviator glasses where guiding my every move!
So I flew around a little, and I blew up the house of a kid that used to tease me and call me Corn Boy in school, then I landed, hopped back in my Yugo, went home, and had a Hot Pocket that burned my mouth with its molten lava-like cheese.
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